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everythingfox:

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jpnostalgia:

Jurassic Park Butt Hoolding Contest

artist: deliberateluburied

Jurassic Park / 90s dinosaur tumblr:

https://jpnostalgia.tumblr.com/

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exitwound:

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume?

me: mhm so that’s called a lacuna. it refers to when manuscripts have missing parts, lost to time. for example, the epic of gilgamesh has

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liberalsarecool:

Take away the rich kid toys. Save the planet

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beast-glatisant:

guys I am trying this new thing called drinking water throughout the day and it’s amazing?

you rn

my body is naught but a waystation for water 😔

“Human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself from one place to another.”

–Tom Robbins, Another Roadside Attraction

incorporating that into my belief system

I’m sorry officer, the water told me it wanted to be transported to Ronald Reagan’s grave

and who am I to deny water its holy pilgrimage

[photo id: a stick figure in the troll face art style crying in the center of a cycle. the only two points on the cycle are labeled “I drink a lot of water” and “I piss a lot of pee”. /end id]

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